There have been a few things on my mind lately (I know, weird huh?) and I would like to throw them out there for debate:
1. Why would our parents choose to live in this hell hole we call Arizona, and why have we followed their erroneous decision and stayed here to melt??? I know this doesn't pertain to all of you so for you wise individuals that managed to get away, don't rub it in!
2. Is it wrong to want to run the moronic drivers off the road, half of which don't belong there, and then hang them from the underpass so that all the good drivers can stare and mock them for being the lousy drivers they are?
3. On a similar note, why don't we have a "Illegal Immigrant Celebration Day" and when they all show up in a symbol of solidarity and pride, we herd these wonderful money and resource sucking individuals into cattle trucks and take them back to Mexico or where ever they are from.
4. What has happened to bar soap? I used to like bar soap but now we have this flower or fruit smelling goo that we put on these "puffs" and rub all over our body. Where did the bar and wash cloth go???
5. If I KNOW the Church is true then why do I have to go? It's not like they are going to get me to believe any more than I do. I already believe. And on that note, why do I have to wear garments??? They are so stinkin' hot and uncomfortable and I know that it's more miserable for the women. Sure, I know why we do, but man, can't we just wear like patches or something. I like to feel free!!!
6. Why does Dr. Pepper taste so good??? I can't get enough. I want to drink it by the gallon.
Just a few and there is more but I'll save them for next time. I'll let you chew on these for a while.