Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear
Multiple Personality: We Three Queens Disoriented Are!
Narcissism: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!
Dementia: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas
Paranoia: Santa Claus Is Coming To Town To Get Me
Depression: Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely
Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Going to Cry, I'm Going to Pout, then maybe I'll tell you why!
Obsessive Compulsive: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing, Jingle Bell Swing Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock
Suicidal: Thoughts of Roasting On an Open Fire
Passive Aggressive: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (then took away)
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Christmas Songs for Shrinks
Posted by Brian at 19.12.07
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You're just a little bit twisted, aren't you?
Who??? Me??? Teresa, Teresa, what are you talking a.....Yes, I am.
Those are terrible! But I love the Obsessive Jingle Bells!
So which of these are you? We had to look up "anhedonia" in the dictionary at work. How do you know all this? I think you have some secrets...do you take meds daily?
Well Charlotte...I just may. But now that you know I'm unstable, don't cross me!!! Merry Christmas.
Hey are you at work? I have a jewelry question for a friend.
Yes I am.
My bosses boyfriend is trying to find a 1 carat princess cut pendant necklace, but he wants the best quality. He said every place he has gone to does not do a 1 carat pendant or it is a crappy one!
Oh, he found one at Costco for about $4500 but it was round.
I assume he wants a solitaire pendant? email me at brianh@ganemjewelers.com.
Brian, you are ill. There is help out there.
Just add it on to my many other illnesses.
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